Was cleaning out an old wallet. Found a wad of about 6 dollar bills. Check another pocket a bit later and find another dollar and a nickel. Also decided to read some of my old fanfics for kicks. Also got some funny NSFW stuff for you guys, so I’ll put it under a cut.

Note to self: when writing fanfics and taking notes at the same time, use different pens. Otherwise you get statements like this:

“He could feel Vlad’s erection hitting the Woodhenge near Durrington Walls.” (Hopefully you can tell which bits are fanfic and which bits are notes. Art History notes to be exact.)

There’s also another bit where I took notes on fluting and ribbed edges right before writing Chase Young fucking Jack Spicer. So hurr, ribbed edges and such.

I think I have more instances like this in my other folders, but I’ll have to look. I may have already saved the fanfic-y bits and threw away the notes part.