White privilege is being able to complain to a PoC professor for twenty minutes about how you felt “left out” and how you couldn’t really relate to an assignment because the topic was about Black girls learning to love themselves despite being marginalized by society THEN being able to make the argument that Black magazines could be seen as racist too because there are no other races in them.
note : the bottom two are from the teaser!
TANGLED 2: THE SECRET OF THE HAIR
“Rapunzel meets her long lost twin sister, Anna, and helps her on her quest”
In other news, I can’t help but almost die of laughter when Raoul yells “Age and treachery!” at Alanna.
White privilege is pulling the whole “If it weren’t for us, your people wouldn’t—” when people call a white person out on racism.
“I spent this day learning to use my new NIKKOR 35 mm f/1.8 lens. While shooting Mickey’s Soundsational Parade Peter Pan spotted me shooting with my Nikon and began mocking me. ‘Nyah nyah you can’t shoot me! You don’t have a Canon!’”
HeeHee…good one Peter!
“you don’t have a Canon” oh my god what a great pun I love Peter
History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”
White Male Fanfiction.*
No, I said White Fanfiction and that’s what I meant, or did you forget how you learned in school that Susan B. Nigger Hating Anthony is an American hero? My status as a black man does not erase my male privilege, and white feminists love to point that out every five seconds, so I think it’s about time y’all started to accept that your status as women does not erase your white privilege. Do we need a history lesson about how many lynchings took place on the basis of a black dude looking at a white woman, or how the race riots on the beaches in Australia against middle eastern men was because one of them whistled at a white woman?
American Hero and seminal feminst, Susan B. Anthony (via thisiswhiteprivilege)
Things I need:
After the war is over, Zeus offers to grant each of the seven one wish. Anything.
Annabeth steps up and asks, “I would like to be able to say anything, anything at all, to one of the Olympian gods without fear of punishment or retribution.”
Zeus, confused, allows her this request.
She turns to Hera and says, “Fuck. You.”
Percy has to be carried out of the throne room because he’s laughing so hard.
The moose from Frozen, Sven or w/e, is literally a carbon copy of Max from Tangled